In THIS case, less is better…

Which is why it breaks my heart to say….. that I will NOT be adding NJ and Boston to this current tour. I mentioned in my previous blog post that I would be visiting my BFF in VA and taking off from there. I won’t be working in VA, though. She’s been looking forward to this visit for three years now, and I really want to commit my time to our friendship (besides, I’ll be attending an event that is being hosted by her job, and it’d be pretty awkward if I were to run into a client there, lol). My original tour plans included the following locations: Washington, D.C. 5/20-5/21, Philadelphia, PA 5/22-5/23, Pittsburgh, PA 5/24-5/25, Buffalo, NY 5/26-5/27, Cleveland, OH 5/28, and Columbus, OH 5/29. I received a couple of inquiries from Boston and New Jersey, so I thought about adding those areas to my list. There are a couple of reasons I’ve decided not to. The most important reason is because I truly don’t have the time to do so this go round. Besides that, I’m doing what I love to do, DRIVING, and I don’t want to overdo it. I’ve done so once before, and I wasn’t even touring at the time, lol. So, because of time and the need of self preservation, I have to stick with my original plan (the route I have chosen to take gives me a 2-5 hour drive [with 3 being the average] between locations with the last stop landing me a quick four hour drive to my humble abode) and save Boston, Jersey, and a few other New England areas for some other time. Maybe July…?

Now that I’ve delivered the bad news (I PROMISE to make it up to my New England suitors), I’d like to talk about toys. No, I’m not talking about Toys for Tots, lol. I’m talking about my ever so faithful B.O.B.s (Battery Operated Boyfriends). Whenever someone new asks me if I am into toys, my reply always garners a look of surprise. It always tickles me to the core. I’ve even been told that I come off a bit “prim and proper”, lol. I’m not sure I agree with that, but I’m not offended by it either. I actually take it as a compliment (although I’m SURE this wasn’t referring to my BCD personality *bites lip*). BUT, about toys… I’m often quizzed about the kind I like. I must admit that although I love, love, LOVE the male anatomy, there is NOTHING a big piece of cold plastic can do for me. Been there, done that. Tried this, tried that. Ain’t. Gonna. Happen. PERIOD. I don’t care how many attachments it has. I don’t care how much it vibrates. I don’t care how fast the fake pearls inside it twirl. I don’t care how many whistles it blows. I do not like anything that is meant to simulate a penis. I’m sorry, but they come attached to males from birth for a reason, and I have no desire to feel anything less than a warm body attached to a warm, throbbing, pulsing…body. But, clitoral vibrators and G-spot ticklers… Now THOSE are a different story. Clitoral vibrators are pretty easy to choose. If you go by the basics of small, powerful, and multi-speeds/pulsing effects, you’re as good as gold. G-spot toys, however, can be a little tricky. Since every woman’s body is unique, every toy won’t work the same for everyone. I’ve found that toys like these…

work best for me (Pics courtesy of edenfantasys.com *hint hint*). I recently got a new toy from a not so new friend. I must admit that he pays attention to detail VERY well. Let’s see if anyone else is paying attention…

That’s all for now. Let’s not forget your Hershey’s Kiss…

Until later, my Little Chocolate Lovers…

Elle